The English Thread

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For those who write English.

Please use Grammarly to ensure proper spelling and grammar, Thanks!

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But I think, that it should be clear for everyone that this forum is a yiddish talking /writing site
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(For you= mishtokek)

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Of course
That's exactly the propose here
only in the thread you can use English so all over can be only Yiddish

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But if I may ask you please re-write your message in English thanks

[האמער און זיימער]

But if I may ask you please re-write your message in English thanks

וויל יו אנדערסטענד ענגליש ווריטן לייק דיס אאר איט מאסט בי דווקא אין עי בי סי?

ביי דע וועי יו מעי עעסק יור באאס הי שאאלד גיו יו א אידיש קיבאורד

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But if I may ask you please re-write your message in English thanks

וויל יו אנדערסטענד ענגליש ווריטן לייק דיס אאר איט מאסט בי דווקא אין עי בי סי?

ביי דע וועי יו מעי עעסק יור באאס הי שאאלד גיו יו א אידיש קיבאורד

My boss will block this site as soon as finds out its open

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But if I may ask you please re-write your message in English thanks

וויל יו אנדערסטענד ענגליש ווריטן לייק דיס אאר איט מאסט בי דווקא אין עי בי סי?

ביי דע וועי יו מעי עעסק יור באאס הי שאאלד גיו יו א אידיש קיבאורד

My boss will block this site as soon as finds out its open

אקעי סאו יו אנדערסענד וואט איים וורייטינג
דעטס גאאד ניוס

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וויל יו אנדערסטענד ענגליש ווריטן לייק דיס אאר איט מאסט בי דווקא אין עי בי סי?

ביי דע וועי יו מעי עעסק יור באאס הי שאאלד גיו יו א אידיש קיבאורד

My boss will block this site as soon as finds out its open

אקעי סאו יו אנדערסענד וואט איים וורייטינג
דעטס גאאד ניוס

Of course Yiddish is my first language otherwise i wouldn't have signed up to this site, but its always good to also have a English thread.

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My boss will block this site as soon as finds out its open

אקעי סאו יו אנדערסענד וואט איים וורייטינג
דעטס גאאד ניוס

Of course Yiddish is my first language otherwise i wouldn't have signed up to this site, but its always good to also have a English thread.

דעטס וורייט באט עז איי סטיל ניעד מיי טהוטס איי וויל ראודהער( ...??) יוז אידיש

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אקעי סאו יו אנדערסענד וואט איים וורייטינג
דעטס גאאד ניוס

Of course Yiddish is my first language otherwise i wouldn't have signed up to this site, but its always good to also have a English thread.

דעטס וורייט באט עז איי סטיל ניעד מיי טהוטס איי וויל ראודהער( ...??) יוז אידיש

No problem, then this thread is not for you...

[האמער און זיימער]

Of course Yiddish is my first language otherwise i wouldn't have signed up to this site, but its always good to also have a English thread.

דעטס וורייט באט עז איי סטיל ניעד מיי טהוטס איי וויל ראודהער( ...??) יוז אידיש

No problem, then this thread is not for you...

אקעי

[אני-הק']

ווי נאט אנדערסטענד עי פערפעקט עינגליש, וואיי יו אפען עי עינגליש טרעד, דיס סייט איז עקסקלאסיוולי עי יידיש סייט, דע נעים אף דיס סייט איז 'אידטיש' נאט ענגלטיש...
סארי פאר מיי אינקארעקט ספעלינג, ענד טענקיו ווערי מאטש פאר ליסטעניג טא מיי מעסעדזש, העוו עי נייס דעי. ביי.

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Why cant anyone here obey rules?

[וואוילער]

I think that Yid-Tish should install an automatic translating extension

[איך ווייס]

It's not a good idea, everything will look like this.

This was translated by Google Translate.

It is not dangerous at all.

אריגענלע:
ס'איז נישט קיין גוטע געדאנק, אלעס וועט אויסקוקן בערך אזוי.

דאס איז איבערגעטייטש געווארען דורך גוגל טרענסלעיט.

גראדע איז עס נישט געפערליך.

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If I had to describe myself in two words, it would be: bad at following rules.

[טובי' שרייבער]

If I had to describe myself in two words, it would be: bad at following rules.

I think it's more than two words... Unless you don't know what the word "two" means...

[איך ווייס]

If I had to describe myself in two words, it would be: bad at following rules.

I think it's more than two words... Unless you don't know what the word "two" means...

reminds me of a joke, someone was doing research on a frog. He would give a scream, and the frog would jump. He decided to do an experiment, he chopped off the legs of the frog, and screamed again. Of course the frog didn't jump. So he came to his conclusion, frogs without feet cannot hear

[בעריש סגל]

If I had to describe myself in two words, it would be: bad at following rules.

I think it's more than two words... Unless you don't know what the word "two" means...

Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog - you gain clarity, but the frog dies in the process.

[טובי' שרייבער]

If I had to describe myself in two words, it would be: bad at following rules.

I think it's more than two words... Unless you don't know what the word "two" means...

Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog - you gain clarity, but the frog dies in the process.

Good explanation...

[איך ווייס]

People need to learn how use apostrophes properly. Especially apostrophe S's. Apostrophes in English are generally used for 2 purposes, It is used when contracting words, for example you're, we'll, etc. and to indicate possessive case. It is almost never used to transform a singular to a plural. For that purpose a S without an apostrophe is used in almost all cases.

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People need to learn how use apostrophes properly. Especially apostrophe S's. Apostrophes in English are generally used for 2 purposes, It is used when contracting words, for example you're, we'll, etc. and to indicate possessive case. It is almost never used to transform a singular to a plural. For that purpose a S without an apostrophe is used in almost all cases.

It's almost never used, or is 'never' used?

[איך ווייס]

People need to learn how use apostrophes properly. Especially apostrophe S's. Apostrophes in English are generally used for 2 purposes, It is used when contracting words, for example you're, we'll, etc. and to indicate possessive case. It is almost never used to transform a singular to a plural. For that purpose a S without an apostrophe is used in almost all cases.

It's almost never used, or is 'never' used?

Almost never. Can you find the exception in my post?

[קשאנובער]

People need to learn how use apostrophes properly. Especially apostrophe S's. Apostrophes in English are generally used for 2 purposes, It is used when contracting words, for example you're, we'll, etc. and to indicate possessive case. It is almost never used to transform a singular to a plural. For that purpose a S without an apostrophe is used in almost all cases.

It's almost never used, or is 'never' used?

Almost never. Can you find the exception in my post?

Cases

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It's almost never used, or is 'never' used?

Almost never. Can you find the exception in my post?

Cases

Cases is plural and does not use an apostrophe. S's is plural and does use an apostrophe. At least according to some guidelines, according to other guidelines apostrophes are never used. Some guidelines say that the plural of letters, symbols, and numbers use an apostrophe. According to those guidelines the plural of A is A's, and the plural of $ is $'s. However when writing out the symbol or number, an apostrophe is not used so ones and 1's are correct, but one's is incorrect.